Women think with their vagina’s 25% of the time, 50% of their time they think they are never wrong, 20% of the time they forget what happened yesterday either with something thy said or heard, and 5% of the time they are sensible… either sleeping or favoring men and/or hot women orally.
Recent studies have shown that over time the more effort women put towards thinking on their own, sandwich output decreases. This is not a good thing, many men will go hungry and will not have sufficient energy to continue to work hard and run the household. This lack of sandwich production also seems to have a correlation to laundry duties. More and more men seem to have noticed an increase in long term skidmarks due to tighty whities not being bleached in a timely manor. Please reference the recent stock prices reaching an all time high for Fruit of the Loom. Michael Jordan and I will discuss this matter after my meeting at 3:00.