Laugh at Rice

:bowrofl: wtf is up with all the bumper fins

And he’s back…
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/862393810.html

I’m pasting the ad just in case he gets flagged again:

I have a 96 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS THE GOOD: 68000 miles on body and 48000 on engine. Set up for Lambo doors. Full body kit (wide body kit) Wheel spacers and 20in rim and tires both in which are new. Inspected until 5-09. After market intake, suspension and new exhaust which muffler and cat are stainless. Stage two weight reduction. New Brakes. Clean title in hand. THE BAD: Needs Minor wiring to fix door poppers. Needs head lights. 135 dollars shipped off ebay for lunar projector style. Needs MSD ignition rewired. Almost ready to run! Asking 3500 or trade for a 400 EX or bigger better. Will think about warrior, banshee, raptor, 450r, lt400z, or a predator would even think about a dirt bike 426 or larger perhaps a real nice 250 or 500 two stroke. Run it by me. Working on car daily so it can only get better. Depending on how much I get done to it the price is going to continually rise. So hit me up soon. Can also text or email pictures of the car. The previous owner took the lambo door hinges and put the original hood back on it before I received the car. Not road ready. Someone with the time and know how could have this thing on the road in less than a week. No, I won’t fix it then trade you. If I were to fix it I could get 6000 dollars out of this car. You can get what I’m asking for the car out of the rims and suspension alone. Serious inquiries only if you looking for something for nothing don’t waste my time. 8145903389 or email me.




that shit is hot son ! !

lawlz, those stupid ass winglets are supposed to mounted at an angle to produce downforce on the front end…HE MOUNTED THEM PARALLEL TO THE GROUND :tool:

thats the new hotness steve duhhh:rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

“THE BAD: Needs Minor wiring to fix door poppers. Needs head lights. 135 dollars shipped off ebay for lunar projector style. Needs MSD ignition rewired. Almost ready to run!”

? thats all?

that’s because the car can also fly, dummy

why don;t you two just fuck and get it over with…christ…

:grouphug:

this is by far the worst i’ve ever seen

my vote goes to the Pittspeed “Skylude”

To be completely honest, its REALLLLY homo, but its not that bad…For what it is, theres lots of time and money into it. And its done right, not just thrown together.

put the crack pipe down and step away. There is nothing even remotely cool about that car, it’s fucking stupid from bumber to bumper.

I didn’t know this could happen to car. It kind of looks like an easter basket.

Wow. Thats a shame too, I bet that kid put every penny he has into making that car look so terrible.

That looks like something from transformers…except terrible, lol

All that money into that ride with body mods and motegi ramz he can buy from pep boys for like a few bux…the whole car is atrocious but it’s funny when their ramz are the cheapest they can get…

I’ll re write this ad…

The good: nothing
The bad: pretty much all of it

That is the ugliest POS ricer I ever saw.

WTF???

That blue car got bought on ebay I believe…it used to be yellow or something along those lines, I saw it a while ago.

Either way, it’s ugly as sin, but sadly, the work they did they did it right minus the ugly.

There is no “right” way to do that kind of work, and the only thing sad about it is that it was ever done at all. Saying that is like saying, “Yeah that hoagie-gobbling whale was 400lbs but I fucked her right.” No you did not.

Interesting comparison, I give you that much.