and from what I heard Lil Kim will be at the Daily Show after party. She heard I was coming up and felt bad about not showing up at that club down here so she felt bad and told me she’d arrange a 3 way for me, her and Beyonce. Sucks that my camera has a dead battery. Oh well.
you’ll never hear from me again. I’ll bareback that shit and get her knocked up so she has to support me and then I’ll get to smoke pot with Jon Stewart all the time and mingle with celebrities. I’ll bet me and Kiera Knightly will get along just fine.