“Ok, which one of you is going to show me just how sorry you really are…?”
inb4thatsmysister
and then…
inb4wouldsmash
Dammit Jan, BMW’s are just as bad as Subaru’s for curb jumping.
What do you mean the keys are locked in it? MY SANDWICH IS IN THERE!
Dad is going to beat me again isn’t he?
Yes I can fix this, Yes it is going to cost you, both of you.
How about the classic, “That curb came outta nowhere!”
Or
“Holy shit Dad is gonna take me out to dinner at Salvatore’s and then tell me how I’m his little princess and it’s ok that I’m a fucking idiot. I hate my life even though I grew up with rich parents in a suburban utopia!”
“Phone number or no help.”
Why are you guys not in the kitchen?!
id hit it
“I swear I hit the brakes, but the car accelerated”
“JUAT” <----- because I know its coming. lol
“SOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY” – in a voice where the pitch goes up at the end.
Edit: Is that right next to Ninas icecream? or way off
Way off. Where is this!?!?
I SAID NO TEETH!
hahahaha
“Congratulations!! You are now contestants on “Cash Curb”, the TV game show where you are asked to take part in multiple sexual positions by a overweight homeless man with no shoes!”
“Shit, my only pair of shoes were on that curb”
“Officer I was blinded by the glare coming off that guy’s legs”.
Now Jam I’ve only had the pleasure of meeting you once, and I certainly wasn’t sober (as usual), but is that you in the pic?
This is why women only need a Sink, Stove, and Luandrey machines.
lol @ luandrey
I am 98.5% sure that is Mr. Joseph Mendola
“Now how are we going to get the dog home?!”
hahaha. :tup:
“Push, push, push.” ok, now lets push the car off