Lets play a game called "caption this photo!"

THIS!!!

The classic response: “It came out of nowhere.”

Girl 1 - My mother’s gonna kill us! She’s gonna kill us! She’s gonna kill you and she’s gonna kill me, she’s gonna kill us!
Girl 2 - Hey, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Girl 1 - My mother’s gonna shit!
Girl 2 - Make up your mind, is she gonna shit or is she gonna kill us?
Girl 1 - First she’s gonna shit, then she’s gonna kill us!
Jam - Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

“So which one of you is cool with ass to mouth?”

“Fine, TWO turtles?”

LOL yambag

thanks, I took a quick scan over. sorry buddy.

1st world problems. Holy shit.

This is going on whitewhine.com

Just saw you responded. I don’t care I just wanted to be a pain in the ass. lol

" I feel bad for that BMW… being abused by those two bitches"

im just glad, there was no driving drunk, baskitball net, and open door involved.

win

LOL yeah the pic reminded me of this about 45 seconds in:
https://youtu.be/XMiyg87UhL4

I suck at the photoshop. Some do this, but better. Then Mike get it into the NYSpeed banner rotation!

when did erik holtz get his license back?

“My sandal got stuck under the brake pedal”