Lets say someone stole a book of my checks...

[LAFENGAS]

@Daddie

If you are a dumbass and use someone else’s checking account to auto bill pay something of yours, you deserve to get caught and caned.

BluBalls: “Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”

FBI: “Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”

FBI: “I think we’ve got 'em”

[Joe]

“Hmm, who made an ACH transfer of the entire balance to John Doe’s UBS account in Switzerland? Let’s check. Oh wait, we don’t have access.”

[boardjnky4]

@LAFENGAS

BluBalls: “Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”

FBI: “Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”

FBI: “I think we’ve got 'em”

I THINK you forgot the whole part about the FBI being curious of the name bluballs

lol

[Geehee]

@Joe

“Hmm, who made an ACH transfer of the entire balance to John Doe’s UBS account in Switzerland? Let’s check. Oh wait, we don’t have access.”

bro, I’ll open an account, you accidentally a whole chunk of HSBC to it, profit.

[BluBalls]

@LAFENGAS

BluBalls: “Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”

FBI: “Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”

FBI: “I think we’ve got 'em”

I called up Comcast myself and spent 3 hours trying to figure out who’s account it was. How does that line in Pulp Fiction go? “I’d love for someone to rob me just so I have the chance of catching them” Something like that.

[Joe]

@Geehee

bro, I’ll open an account, you accidentally a whole chunk of HSBC to it, profit.

Sounds good. Then I’ll quit my job to become an entrepreneur and open my own firm, known as CDCB.