BluBalls: “Hi, i would like to report fraudulant activity linked to my online auto bill pay account”
FBI: “Hmm… who do you think made a fraudulant payment to John Smith’s Time Warner Cable Bill located at 123 Main St, Anytown, Any State, USA?”
FBI: “I think we’ve got 'em”
“Hmm, who made an ACH transfer of the entire balance to John Doe’s UBS account in Switzerland? Let’s check. Oh wait, we don’t have access.”
I THINK you forgot the whole part about the FBI being curious of the name bluballs
lol
bro, I’ll open an account, you accidentally a whole chunk of HSBC to it, profit.
I called up Comcast myself and spent 3 hours trying to figure out who’s account it was. How does that line in Pulp Fiction go? “I’d love for someone to rob me just so I have the chance of catching them” Something like that.
Sounds good. Then I’ll quit my job to become an entrepreneur and open my own firm, known as CDCB.