haha so im up in utica and im not familiar at all with any of the roads…and i have no idea where the cops sit at yet or anything…and my passport doesnt pick one fucking cop up so… i pull up to a red light and an RS5 pulls up next to me and we start talkin…im like “i know ur gonna smoke me, but i wanna see what that things got” so it turns green and we were talking so it was a shitty race…so we catch the next red light and i go “one more time! he like no way we both are gonna get arrested tonight” im like fuck it comn man…gimme a shot…i got a radar anyways…so hes like iight…so we raced and i kept up with it for like 00.0333 seconds then he was out! he was prolly 6 car legnths ahead of me when a fuckin cop flew out and pulled him over while i was tTRYING to race him…haha omg i thought i was donzo
you are about as intelligent as the stains on lewinsky’s dress.
:idiots
wow
you need to not talk ever again
‘that thing’s got more rattles than krylon’
:rofl
shut up… it was funny.
:rofl :idiots
retarded story BTW
:nana
ill snuf u BTW
you seriously can’t even spell snuff?
holy shit
:rofl he’s gangster, they spell how they want!
Joey, you’re gonna get snuf’d
whats an RS5? who makes an RS5?
Easy guys… easy…
this thread sucks 
RS5? :ponder
:excited
well that REALLY sucks for the guy who got pulled over, i woulda felt like an asshole if i was like YEA COMON MAN RACE , nah bro here is cops, NAH MAN I GOT A RADAR THERE IS NONE LETS GO ! , okk fine lets do it…
lol then he gets pulled over and not you because your going so slow compared to him it didnt look like you were racing
and yea wtf is an RS5 isnt that a car in GTAiv ? ROFL
There’s an A5, an S5, an RS4, an RS6, an SRT4 and a VR4, but there’s no such thing as an RS5.
BTW this is what happened to dkid when me k20 and cazwrx got our tickets last month :lmao :lmao :lmao slow cars ftmfw when avoiding tickets.
:lol :lol :lol
There is an RS5, I just don’t think it hit North America (yet?).