Liquid Mountaineering

anyone seen this before

pretty crazy

Fucking cool.

insane…they all must be jesus or something

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shattered my hopes v

So fake

we really do live in the matrix

an average human being would have to run over 60 mph to be able to do this. David Attenborough told me.

I wonder if there is a special shoe that could do it… like an inverted bowl with a one way valve to release the suction…

A check valve. But they would have to be fairly large bowls and stability is completely lost.

I bet it’d be something you could learn… it HAS to have been tried somewhere though…

Indeed it has.

That’s non newtonian fluid, though. They also tried making shoes and failed.

wow fuck you paulo…

Yeah, but didn’t they try making floating shoes… I think you could use the water’s surface tension, like that fucking lizard…

the jesus christ lizard

They did actually. It’s in that episode. This was the tail end of it but for some reason I can’t find clips of the part where they tried their shoes in a pool. It didn’t go well.

Then there’s shit like this:

But clearly not the goal as he is walking incredibly slowly. I think a better bet would be to make it function like the feathers of a flapping wing. When they flap down the feathers catch air but as they flap up, the feathers turn and let the air flow through them. This way someone could lift their feet out of the water fairly easily but still have the surface area to support them as they step down.

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lol. Not my fault you believed it.

this was already proven to just be a viral marketing scheme to sell the shoes they mention in the video

oh someone already mentioned that

wow had me fooled… they didnt even mention the brand of the shoe its so subtle.

I thought liquid mountaineering was going to be about getting drunk and fucking a fat chick.

Prior experience sir?