listen to this and discuss lolol

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@KrazyKid

hahahahah. bitch, stay in the fucking kitchen; dont stress yourself out over things you will never understand, contribute a valid discussion to and/or actually change.

Lets get you back on track, this is KK’s 10 step plan to success:

Step 1: untwist the tie from the bag of bread.
wait back up a sec, dont want to lose you here
Step 0.5: grasp the loaf of bread in your hands and remove it from the pantry.
Step 2: remove 2 slices of bread.
Step 3: walk to and open fridge.
Step 4: remove the following items: Ham, Cheese, mustard, lettuce, and a frosty beer.
Step 5: place 4 slices of ham, one slice of cheese, a dabble of mustard and 2 leaf’s of lettuce on ONE slice of bread from step 2.
Step 6: place remaining slice of bread from step 2 on top of results from step 5.
FOCUS NOW… YOU’RE ALMOST DONE

Step 7: Place the results of step 6 on a plate, we will call this item you created a “sandwich”.
Step 8: Grasp the frost beer from step 4 in your left hand, and grasp the plate with our sandwich in your right hand.
Step 9: walk to living room and deliver to the man sitting on the sofa.
Step 10: don’t talk to said man, simple return to kitchen and wait for the next lesson.

Who are you kidding… Stef would beat your ass if she read this… BWAHAHA