Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
If you were to supply a 1.21 jiggawatts of power to Vin Diesel’s sneakers and have him accelerate to 88 MPH, his flux capacitor should activate sending him back to 1955.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
lol I just read that like 5 mins ago… funny stuff
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
one of my favs haha!