Guns don,t kill people…Chuck norris kills people
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chuck norris is almost as gay as darkstar
Chuck Norris can win a game of “connect four”, in 3 moves.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
If Chuck Norris is running late, Time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The killer in the boardgame clue is always: Chuck Norris, in the library, with a roundhouse kick.
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they wanted to put chuck norris’ face on mount rushmore but the stone was to soft for his beard
chuck norris said these are stupid threads
“Chuck norris…Shaggys best friend”
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Sorry, but chuck norris jokes are so played out now I cant stand it.
Ya i know…just like lowered 85-93 S-10,s.sorry:kekegay: