LOL (IM conversation)

[10:23] XXXXX: ew
[10:23] XXXXX: thats teerrible
[10:24] XXXXX: this iwas def not a puddle
[10:24] XXXXX: i decided to wear a condom for whatever reason i just figured shes young and id need the lube
[10:24] XXXXX: and the whole thing and the base of me was just covered in soupy poopy