Long Island girls do it better

Discuss.

hard sayin not knowin

can’t really contribute to this, I stay out of the city

Technically yes but good Christ is it not worth the extra hassle.

F’in skanks…

They certainly aren’t bad that’s for sure!

Seconded. :thumbup

is tracey a LI girl??

no. :ninja

X100000000000

ALRIGHT assholes, here’s the deal.

My friend Liz is on her way to mi casa from LI to see me. I’m drinking vodka and cranberry juice in order to rid myself of any pussiness that may be left inside of me.

Halp!!!

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs115.snc3/16248_1215172944193_1374900304_30821838_1203605_n.jpg
For you e-humping bastards.

This is what worries me… have been friend listed already?

If not - good luck! just don’t be afraid of being forward with her and you’ll do fine.

Just because its from LI doesnt mean its not like every other female you’ve ever interacted with in every other way. For you its the same MO. She’s still a broken, fragile creature with daddy issues.

i dated a girl from LI a few months ago. we were together for like 5 months. didnt work out.

Jclark :rofl

V+C #3 now.

I just want to see the look on her face when I explain to her that I can’t cum. hahahahahahhaha

HAHA good luck dude keep us posted

http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sFun_comp.gif

It just hit me… That is prolly the BEST pickup line EVER.

1: she will feel bad for you, +1
2: she might not believe you and want to find out +1
3: If she wanted the cack to begin with, she doesnt have anything to worry about +1
4: telling her this shows you have confidance in your self (no pun intended) +1
5: If she loves to swallow she will be not be happy. -4

Wear Ed hardy and Armani exchange. She will love you.

Hit her in the head with a club. It wont matter if she loves you.