Los Angeles Police kill baby while shooting at suspect

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
-Bob

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face!

What is better than a dead baby?
-The revoked child-support.

What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
-You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why didn’t they crucify baby Jesus?
-I don’t know why they didn’t either

and possibly my favorite. . .

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?

            4 1/2.

yup… all the above quotes can be found on it. when i get home i may link to it if i can find it

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/