What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
-Bob
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face!
What is better than a dead baby?
-The revoked child-support.
What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
-You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why didn’t they crucify baby Jesus?
-I don’t know why they didn’t either
and possibly my favorite. . .
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.