Macgyver's swiss army knife?

http://www.funis2cool.com/?p=1477

http://www.funis2cool.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/big-swiss-knife-06.jpg

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holy shit…that thing is huge

O_O

FAIL

(No duct tape no care.)

Well that’s excessive.

my friend has one that big… not sure if its the same one or if its a tad smaller… but you cant grip both red parts with your hand its so big… its easily wider then a footbal…

He got it because a store he worked for as a buyer picked up swiss army stuff adn it was a “present” from teh company… he quit a week later and kept it… but its just for display, its pretty useless

Just got the catalogue last week.lol

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74670.asp

I want this…
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11094.asp

lol

This is the brightest flashlight available because it is the only one in the world that produces 3,350 lumens from a high-intensity discharge (HID) Xenon lamp which allows it to illuminate objects up to a full mile away.

awesome

wtf would you do with that thing… i feel like if i needed some crazy tool and some jackass pulls that contraption out of his pocket… id probably punch him

^^^word^^^

It is just for fun.

You don’t actually use it.

I would compare that to a 10 foot cookie.

Or a fat hooker.

You can make one thats better for about $200.

isn’t the whole point of a swiss army knife to be convenient and small yet pack several useful tools?

i’d be more comfortable carrying around my craftsman toolbox than having that thing attached to my hip.