Working overnight again…
ring
co-worker: thank you for calling las vegas review classifieds bla bla bla
guy: yeah i need some hookers
co-worker: uhhh…
guy: well I saw some girls in the classifieds before, i saw one named “splash” so i figured shed let me pee on her, thats all i want to do tonight man, pee on some hookers. You gotta help me out
co-worker: ummm…
guy: c’mon just look up last weeks ads, I need this phone number
co worker: oookkk. Umm I cant do that
guy: you HAVE to help me out bro!
it goes on…
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