ahh, enjoy.
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Good Times.
Pretty good homie.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
29: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.
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very good read.
ATTN BIG RED
you fuckface
15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
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