Man paid to impregnate neighbor's wife fails, gets owned hard.

http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03/30/paid-to-do-it-72-times/

A judge in Stuttgart must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a sterile man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

Demetruis Soupolos, 29 and his beauty queen wife had been trying to start a family with no success. It turned out that poor Demetruis was sterile. What to do? What any one else would do when you run out of sugar, ask you neighbor for help of course!

Demetruis hires Frank Maus to do the job for him. He was married and had to kids already so it was obvious he could do the job. He was paid $2,500 and for three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 times he worked to impregnate Traute.

Maus’s wife was no pleased but he told her he was doing it for the money and she had to try and understand.

Turns out that her concerns were justified. Demetruis was not pleased that after 72 attempts Maus was unable to seal the deal. After a medical examination it was revealed that Maus was sterile as well!

Maus wife admitted that he was not the father of her two children and Demetruis is in court arguing a breach of contract.

:rofl

:facepalm

:rofl

Nice.

hahahaha yesssss

damn. get paid to get laid nice. hot neighbor’s wife. nice. 72 times hot damn.

finding out you’re shooting blanks and your wife owned you - priceless.

Fail

Lmao I want pics of wife

yah +1

haha omg

thats awesome. lol. hilarious :lol

hahaha, excellent stuff. I bet Maus was like
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http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/1237584641008.png

this is epic

pure awsomenessssss!!!

  • rep for use of stick figures!

this is epic.

:rofl

I want pics of Beauteous wife

i totally posted it already, hehehe