So the wifey’s watching a Dateline special on sperm donation. She heard how much money you can make and wants me to do it. After a few witty quips to the effect of “Come harvest me baby”, I responded with hell no. What do you think?
How much they give? to think ive been doin it for free for so long, id be a millionaire by now!
edit - fucking LOL at your sig ^^ hahaha
how much do they actually pay?
how much is THE POISON going 4 now a days?
LOL They said something about some donators making $7-8k per year, then at another point said something about some donators busting 2-3 times per week, then they said something about $200 bucks a shot, so to speak. :gotme:
holy shit.
see ya im going to the sperm bank
have any of you taken any drugs, had sex, or masturbated in the last 24hrs?
well i guess im out… because i had sex last night. …WITH A GIRRRLL!
wow, where is a sperm bank around here?
^hahahahha classic movie
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…Hopefully close…
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How much they give? to think ive been doin it for free for so long, id be a millionaire by now!
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This + You Sig = Me falling of my chair laughing.
And killing kittens for money, where do I sign up?
Yeah i would do it but I dont know how I would feel.
Either great because I am getting paid for something I do voluntarily or bad because there is the potential for a ton of kids out there that would be “mine” that I havent met.
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm7.html
Yes, you will probably get paid. How much? Well, it depends. One center advertises rates of $1 to $45, depending on the quality of sample. Another center promises up to $200 a week for weekly donations for 6 months. The thing is, it’s relatively easy to get sperm (much easier than to get eggs, at least) so don’t plan on retiring from your sperm donation proceeds. But don’t be despondent. High quality sperm from a good candidate will get a very good price (several thousand dollars a year). But to find banks that pay that much (and that won’t sell your baby’s organs in Nicaragua), we again advise you to ask your doctor for a recommendation. It’s not easy to get the top money, but it’s definitely worth a shot.
And that, dear friend, is how to become an accepted sperm donor. The entire process can take anywhere from 6 weeks to 6 months, and you often will have to leave many many many samples before they accept you. And remember, less than 5% of all applicants are approved (from the good banks, at least), so don’t be discouraged. Good luck, and remember to keep on doing what comes naturally.
to 2turboZ’s post ^^ that’s how I would feel. I would have a hard time detaching myself from that feeling of being an unknown father. But i’d be helping alot of ugly broads.
If a chick wants my DNA she’s got to earn it!
That, and the idea that I have unknown numbers of biological children in the world that I don’t know would drive me crazy. I think I’d have sort of a fatherly attachment. I’d want to congratulate them when they bring home straight A’s or slap them for wasting all their time on the inter… Shit.
how old do u have to be?
I was looking into this. I found out some stuff but I am not sure if it applies everywhere.
First, when you do it, you need to commit to doing it a certain amount of times each month. You need to make sure that you do not drink or have sex during this time too from what I remember.
I just want to know how you claim the extra income on your taxes…7-8k for masterbating… imagine being that audit guy…
“so sir, you made 8k on a second job… what was it?”
“well i jerked off for a living”