sperm donation banks?

[JEG]

Are there any around here? Sombody told me its a good way for fast cash lol.

[cooter]

does this help?

http://www.buffalotalks.com/portals/99.jhtml?headingCode=SP1390&category=Sperm+Banks&book_code=49411

[fbrendan]

There’s one in Roch too.

[Black_Hatch]

…the stupidest thing i have ever heard

[_Karu]

^why stupid?

[jeeves744]

because kids who were created because of sperm banks are now winning cases in court that allow them to find out who their “daddy” is even though it was suppose to be :snky: sperm donation. So unless you want to risk some random kid showing up at your door 20years from now saying “Remember when you went to that sperm bank? Well im your son/daughter.” i would say find a different way to get cash.

[Shrives]

so true^^

i dunno how anyone can live with randomly giving sperm away and not knowing you have a son/daughter out there partially created by yourself, just because when you were younger you needed a hundo or two. finances cant be that bad

[JEG]

@Black Hatch

…the stupidest thing i have ever heard

i cant work due to a bad shoulder injusy and im knee deep in bills i cant pay. im despirate for $ and thats getin paid for somthing i do anyways so wtf…why not?

[Z24Challenge]

Bad shoulder = can’t jerk off either.

[Zer0DazE]

@Shrives

so true^^

i dunno how anyone can live with randomly giving sperm away and not knowing you have a son/daughter out there partially created by yourself, just because when you were younger you needed a hundo or two. finances can be that bad

you’re kidding… right?

[jay_g]

@JEG

i cant work due to a bad shoulder injusy and im knee deep in bills i cant pay. im despirate for $ and thats getin paid for somthing i do anyways so wtf…why not?

you may not get paid if you on medication. They want clean peeps, no drugs.

[JEG]

@num482

you may not get paid if you on medication. They want clean peeps, no drugs.

hmmm…that would suck. yeah im not trying to be gross or anything by this thread its a serious question, i know some people that do that when their low on cash, easy money and fun fun fun!

[SilencingMachine]

there was a thread about this a loooong time ago (on the other forum). people were even talking about car-pooling or using it as a “meet”. :lol:

anyway though – from what i remember from that thread – be ready for not only drug testing but for IQ testing and whatnot as well… seems like a lot of work for “easy money”… to each his own.

more info i just found:

@shabacash

for the lazy,

Am I eligible to become a sperm donor?

Most banks look for the following qualifications:

Ages 18-44
Individual who were not adopted.
Healthy. No significant illness or conditions
No family history of genetic diseases.
Ability and willingness to produce a specimen in the laboratory 4-8 times per month
Ability and willingness to make a minimum of 6-month commitment.

How much can I expect to be paid as a donor?

Each bank varies in what they pay per specimen. The range is usually between $35-$50 per specimen. Oftentimes banks will require a six-month gap between production and complete payment. That is, they will not release payments to a sperm donor until he has completed the second set of blood tests; six months after the first set were done. The reason for this is fairly straightforward. Any specimens in a laboratory’s bank cannot be released until a second blood test, (done after a 6 month quarantine period) returns negative and proves that no infections were in the blood at the time the specimens were produced. The banks, as an assurance that the donor will return for the 6 months blood test, will hold payment for that time.

more info:

@oneKwickSS

yeah, you definatelly need to pass an IQ test, they also do bloodwork and DNA tests. They are kind of like Hitler, they dont want some stupid or ugly motherfuckers running around… they aim to create above average offspring.

[Anonymity]

giv plasma

[Shrives]

@Zer0DazE

you’re kidding… right?

um no

[91CRXSI]

why not just sell a testicle to science for a few grand?!?!

[SilencingMachine]

@91CRXSI

why not just sell a testicle to science for a few grand?!?!

sure if you want to grow a nice set of boobs and have the muscular features of a 80 year old man… then sure…

[JEG]

@SilencingMachine

there was a thread about this a loooong time ago (on the other forum). people were even talking about car-pooling or using it as a “meet”. :lol:

anyway though – from what i remember from that thread – be ready for not only drug testing but for IQ testing and whatnot as well… seems like a lot of work for “easy money”… to each his own.

more info i just found:

more info:

I’ve have my I.Q. tested before…its 127, average is 100-110 I believe.

[intense98rt]

@91CRXSI

why not just sell a testicle to science for a few grand?!?!

someone told me a few months ago that there was a place that you could sell a nut to for $250,000… but i doubt its that much

[Jack]

@JEG

i know some people that do that when their low on cash, easy money and fun fun fun!

if you did why didn’t you ask them?