just cause you cant grow one!!! 
edit: jam hey no hate!!! you were a white boy with a fro I had chin strap to hold all my hair on lol both outta place but it happens
I’ve got this advanced new phone that’s on the cutting edge of technology. It takes abuse without breaking, it’s small AND it folds in half for easy storage in a pocket, AND (can you believe this) my phone actually makes clear phone calls reliably!
Good old LG VX6100. 
Oh, did I mention it comes with theft deterrant?
way better than the ROKR that in fact, doesn’t rock very much at all
lol