KINDA funny. A friend of mine posted this on another forum about illegal immigrants he found living in his complex…here it is:
I apologize in advance if this message offends anyone of Mexican heritage but this story is CRAZY!!!
So my wife and I rent a townhouse in Bridgville. In a great school district, very quiet street! Recently we have noticed some shady looking Mexican guys walking around the neighborhood lately. Everyone has been asking but noone knows where they came from. Well Sat night my wife and I were lying on our couch watching TV. Our blinds on the back door were open but the door was shut and outside light was off. Keep in mind these are connected town houses. Well around 9:30 my wife freaks and notices a guy looking in our back window. Not walking by, not smoking a cig, but right up against my glass looking in my house! I FREAKED!!! I jumped up… well not quite I actually missed the coffee table and smashed my shoulder into the glass OUCH!!! Still hurts… anyways i run out the back door and he was gone. So i grabbed my trusty 4 iron… should have used a pitching wedge but the iron was closest in the bag! LOL… and head out the back door looking for some ass to kick. I asked my wife what he looked like and she said " darker skin… maybe mexican or middle eastern, mustache, jeans. So I run out the back and up behind a couple neighboring houses. Only 2 doors up and what do I find??? About 4-5 Mexicans in a house… with no furniture… sleeping on the floor and hanging out! WTF!!! where did you come from!!! So I went in wailing my iron demanding answers and all i got was No Habla English!!! Fuckers! They always use that line! So I called the cops… the cop went into the house and found 8 … yes 8 Mexican males living in there… with no furniture… and nobody spoke english. So I started calling my managment office, which nobody will answer on the weekend, and finally got ahold of an on call repair man. He said that they leased 3 houses to a guy who was supposed to house " Families" of special workers working for Verizon… I flipped and said we are moving now! Well as I was over the house tonight moving shit out guess who pulled up… a big white box truck… like the ones they deliver furniture in… but bigger… guy gets out… goes around back… and opens the door… FILLED with mexicans!!! FILLED… atleast 30… all sitting on their laundry baskets filled with clothes!!! Ooh My Fucking God! This was an experience I will never forget… I felt like I was working border patrol and hit the mother load! What a great start to the month!!! Thank god my lease was up this month!