Microderm Abrasion

You forgot arrogant.

But at the end of the day I would still have slightly bumpy skin then be a fat mess who harasses people on the internet because my name is green and not blue.

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haha that rules you out you slut…

DIY. If you must do it, at least salvage some manhood.
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Now seriously, try this shit. It’s like 800 grit for your face.
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Don’t go to a salon. Save the money. Put it into the Z. Fag.

i got spotz not herpz

best advice that could come out of this thread

but having a beard makes you cool. and the lumberjack comment? CMON!!

i have quite the assortment of razors and shaving gels, but i choose not to use them. i have better things to spend my money on. like scotch.

that wasnt a beard, CMON! that was a metrosexual clean cut 5 o’clock shadow.

i bet you cant even grow one!

Go to bon ton or the like, and look at the Clinique Mens Line. Theres a face scrub that is more or less liquid sandpaper. It does wonders…

And for the record, going to the salon isnt gay, its totally fine.

Carl’s #3 secret: I have had manicures. They rule.

delmonte ftw, but skincare? facials? :tif:

delmonico steak > delmonte

http://www.delmontespa.com/

where fat useless mods go to get a rub down and a good fattening meal with the mrs.

Beard + BMW + shotgunning beers = man

Microdermabrasion + 300z + wine coolers = huge bleeding vag

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burly

BWahahahhaha

Jam, don’t go there…

CMON!!!

this thread is done