Lets get things straight from the get go shall we. Mustache March is not a contest. As we point out in our manifesto, it’s a cultural movement. For a month. Short-lived by cultural standards, Mustache March will burn brightly while it does. Like most cultural movements, there are “rules” governing who is part of the movement and who is not. The following are the rules and regulations that will govern Mustache March’s short, but brilliant life span.
Rules:
All registered participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st, unless they are competing in the pre-existing condition class.
Facial hair of any variety is allowed until March 15th, after which point only a mustache is allowed. A mustache is defined as an island of hair that is at least 1cm (root to root) from the nearest body of facial hair. A mustache is an island. Get it? No isthmuses or peninsulas allowed.
Registered participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging, or those who refuse to obey to the “island” rule after March 15th are disqualified. Disqualification includes a $20 payment of personal monies to our selected charity, the MACC Fund.
Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.
Participants will be given a pledge sheet when they register. This sheet and all donations must be turned in prior to judging on March 31st.
I keep hearing rumors that mustaches are making a comeback, we need to embrace its heritage. I suspect it will start as a joke, but think it will escalate rapidly.
NWS ^^^^^
thats a hilarious one! we should have a contest where we post that instead. cuz i dont wana look at buncha mugs of you guys with just a moustache. Unless this is a totally legit charity organization then im SOOOOOOOOOOO gettin flamed for it, so I appologize in advance. i think stupid things are funny ;D
