So I know you’ve all missed me terribly. Don’t deny it. Nobody would believe you anyway.
So I got married and I’m moving to California later this month (but its just a secret plan to stalk Originalsin)
Found a pretty solid job and enrolled in school for the spring and my wife (it’s so strange to say…and this ring fits so tight it gives me panic attacks…) is in the military learning Russian to be a super secret spy (or translator realistically).
So I’ll be around for another month if anyone cares to catch up before I go.
