anyone heard from EvilJay?

[dmoffitt]

…been trying to contact him. If you know him / see him in real life tell him to call or PM Dave Moffitt. Thanks

[Shrives]

sent him a text, he never answers his phone

[dmoffitt]

don’t have his # anymore (if you could PM it to me that’d be great).

[Shrives]

sent

[dmoffitt]

thanks guys, heard from him.

this can be locked

[Haenszel]

@dmoffitt

this can be locked

jaywonch! should be locked in a holding cell for life cuz he sucks.

:fyi:

[cky89]

@Haenszel

jaywonch! should be locked in a holding cell for life cuz he sucks.

:fyi:

For reference, see “How much do you love Jay Wonch” thread on DITB…LOL

@EvilJay

Fuck you Shrives…

Don’t say another goddamn word. Up until now i’ve been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place.

From my black throne, I will last together a machine of bone and blood, and fueld by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip from the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin…

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends West Seneca.

Fuck you shrives.

Down with the King.

[dmoffitt]

that’s gotta be the most eloquent and awesome way to say “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever heard. +1 for mr wonch