so last night we had a few people over for some srs boozing. i was standing in my kitchen enjoying my delicious scotch i receved as a christmas bonus. people were trying to get me to go outside, i was content standing in the kitchen drinking.
finally, someone said “jam, you really need to come out on the porch.” fine i said, and walked out on the porch and looked in the parking lot to see this.
my friends are fucking assholes. le cackord has been painted with pink glittery polka dots. wtf.
meh, ive been meaning to murder out the car for a while now, guess i finally have a good reason to.
