My Introduction To Old Age

I am now an old man…

Sold the STi. It was time and I felt bad for using it as nothing more than a DD. It was also going to be just a bit impractical here in another nine months anyway…my wife is expecting our second child in May. I still wanted something fun to drive though. I hate boring cars, so rather than go with one of the usual beater choices, I got looking around for an '03-'04 Marauder at first, then quickly scrapped that idea. Couldn’t find a nice enough example for what I wanted to pay. I got back on Craigslist and had the bright idea to try and find something Swedish. I looked at a couple of Saab 9-5 Aeros at first, but then decided not to go that route due to parts availability. Then I realized that I hadn’t looked at Volvos. My dad had a couple while I was growing up and we had good luck with them. I even took my road test in his '94 940 Turbo back when it was only a year old.

I got searching for whatever I could find in any '95-'97 850 T5 R…couldn’t find anything anywhere close. Got back on Google to do some research and saw that I could get pretty much the same thing, only newer in an S70, which is the 850’s successor. I found a '98 S70 T5A at a small, low volume, independent Volvo dealer out in Webster that only shows cars by appointment. I called him up and set aside a date to go take a look and in the meantime started lurking around on some Volvo forums (yes, there are a few) to see what I should check out before purchasing. I learned a lot. The major things to be concerned with checked out, but it still needed a few maintenance items. It was going to have to do. The STi was sold and the guy that bought it was driving up from Bradford soon. Brought this home the day I sold the STi.

Here she is in all her vanilla white with tan leather splendor…
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So it’s not the color/transmission combo I was hoping to find, but it is in really nice shape for a 17 year old car that lived it’s whole life in Jersey. It had been undercoated at some point so there is absolutely zero rust. No engine oil or trans leaks, it drives really well and everything works…right down to the heated seats and power antenna. It’s got a couple of small clear coat issues and a few dings, but it’s par for the course given the car’s age. It makes a surprising amount of mid range grunt as well. It’s quicker that the '12 Malibu LTZ 3.6L that we just got rid of (just for comparison’s sake) and it gets better MPGs than the 'Bu did.

Yeah, so, there you go @91MR2. Try not to laugh too hard at me, guys. I like the car enough to sink more than it’s worth into it to make it nice. I feel it’s a rather underappreciated car that deserves some TLC.

I like it! Let me know when you are ready to move on from it…

Will do. I will probably have it for the next two, to three years, then will be setting my sights on whatever '04-'07 S60 R that I can get my hands on. I’m hoping to find a Magic Blue/M66/Nordkap S60 R.

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The car is currently at 95,xxx miles and I have so far done rear pads, rotors, shoes, and hardware. It got four new tires, and a thorough check over. I found a leaking A/C accumulator and condenser o-ring that have since been repaired, a power steering leak which turned out to not be a return line, but a rack & pinion input seal. I replaced the rack, then put a couple of CV shafts in it because both outer boots were split and while I was in there, threw a couple of new axle seals in as well. Then it got an alignment, a set of plugs, a fuel filter, then a new MAF due to a CEL. It still needs wires, cap and rotor to complete the tune up.

I went the cheap route with a Dorman MAF sensor, and now realize that was a bad move and have since ordered a Bosch MAF due to a performance issue. These cars do not like aftermarket ignition/engine management parts. Lesson learned. I also bought a couple of misc bits, including a RF fog lamp, a LF marker lens, two front door clearance lights, and a LR oh shit handle courtesy lamp.

After driving it for about a month, I noticed a hint of coolant coming out of the vents every time I turned the heat on. It needed a heater core, which is a common problem with these cars. I had one that I ordered back when I bought the car seeing as I had no documentation of it ever being done. I got in touch with Adam (Kuntryquesttsi) and went to his shop to get it done…

It wasn’t all that bad to get to so we took our time so as not to get coolant all over the interior

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My suspicions were correct.

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Looks like it had been replaced at one time, but they botched the install and jammed the fins. I have no idea how long this had been leaking, but am glad that I didn’t wait for it to become catastrophic. That’s pretty much it for now. I drive the car every day about 20 minutes 'round trip to and from work and because I hate driving the wife’s Traverse, we use it if we go anywhere over the weekend.

love these things, get a tune it totally wakes them up

I want to…bad. It needs an exhaust too. I can’t decide on who I want to go with for the tune, though. IPD? Mountune? EuroSport? There’s a few others. I’m pretty limited in my exhaust choices if I’m just going bolt on too…there’s OBX, IPD (which is ridiculous money), and a Mototec/Euro Sport Tuning Touring cat back. I could get one made using a Maganflow resonator and muffler as well, or a combination of the OBX with a Magnaflow muffler…I really don’t know what I’m going to go with. The important part is getting my “Stage 0” checklist completed first, then I’ll be sure I’m working with a solid base to build on.

I’m stumped… what is that green tube thing under your dash in the pic above? A flashlight?

It’s just a flashlight.

*fleshlight

I bought one of these a while back from a member with a ton of miles on it,car was the best $1000 beater ever. It will sound similar to a VR6 after you put exhaust on it. :tup:

I also picked up a white / vanilla leather volvo myself. I got it for $300, couldn’t pass it up. Mine is an 02 s40 1.9t. My friend dumped it and replaced it with an s60r (really like that car)

good luck with it

:tup:

I really can’t wait to start throwing upgrades at this. I’ve got a couple of small things to check off my “Stage 0” checklist still, then I’ll most likely start with the exhaust, then springs, struts, shocks, mounts, and sway bars. Barring any unforeseen issues, of course.

I saw that and was tempted to ask how that was getting along. The earlier S40s have their issues, but no worse than what I could potentially have to deal with…

So I finally got around to replacing the garbage Dorman MAF that I put in the car. I bought a Bosch MAF and it took care of the performance issue I was having. If I had to guess, I’d guess that the problem was due to the fact that the Dorman sensor was just the sensor, and the Bosch sensor came with the housing. I bet it’s actually scaled to the housing. I’m just spit balling though…anyway. Car is 100% and I had to put a new degas bottle cap on. The original was cracked. Riveting, isn’t it? I’ll hopefully be able to start throwing some mods at it come Spring.

You will love it. I sure loved mine…

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/91MR2_photos/2004%20Volvo%20S60%20R%20-%20May%202009/S60R-4.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/91MR2_photos/2004%20Volvo%20S60%20R%20-%20May%202009/S60R-1.jpg

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That’s what I’m talkin’ 'bout.

Not a super rare color combo, but still difficult to find none the less. Beautiful example Mr.

Is that rwd @91MR2 ?

AWD

Cool, does it start life as a fwd car though? Turbo? Can they be fast?

Any chance you were getting gas last night on Main & Harlem at Sunoco? I saw a car just like this there.

The s60r are 300hp awd and luxurious as fuck. I would love one

my piece of shit won’t pass inspection because of 4 evap codes and 1 for variable valve timing. Shit.

No sir. I am nowhere close to your neck of the woods.

Well, that answers that question.