My undies have been wet for 2 hours (front load washer)

Okay. So I popped my undies in our new front load washer and they’ve been in there for 2 hours.

It HAS estimated 34, 30, 27, 30, 29, 30, 28, 30, 29, 30 for the past hour.

Do they really take this long, or is it broken and I am going to have to deal with soggy pants.

Huh?

I turn a knob on my top loader, go watch TV and wait until I don’t hear the spinny noises anymore…

What do you mean “it’s” estimating?

its probably a new super duper fan-dangled high efficiency wisher-washer with digital controls that is broken

It probably washes them until they are clean and it is having a hard time getting the brown stains out.

nah man. i only wear these for my man…

Hence the brown stains…

eww

no, really, this is taking much too long.

corey theyre in the washer, you need to put them in the dryer!

THE DOUCHEBAG WHO PUT IT IN PUT THE HOT WATER TO THE COLD WATER INLET AND THE COLD WATER TO THE HOT WATER INLET.

shoop whataman whataman whataman whatamightyAWFULman.

god you’re handy.

sigh

JERK.

It won’t spin. I think that’s because it was designed by Americans.

You will be glad to know you’re the first to grace my ignore list.

I am glad, because I wouldn’t want to talk to you anyway.

sooo red is hot, blue is cold

i figured that out. I didn’t connect them initially.