So I’m crusing around in my radio flyer minding my own business at a single lane stop-sign in town. When suddenly a huge turd on wheels 90s caddy decided it was a two lane road and made some room on the left. Then on top of that kept moving up blocking my view. So I moved up a bit so I could look though the windows of his car to make sure it was clear. At most I figured if the guy is going to block my view he might be taking a left.
As soon as it’s clear the soapbox hits it with a bit of a squeal and a lot bit of squat. I’m like fuck it, pulled an AWD wheelie on his ass instantly pulling up any gap from his “launch”. Toss it in second, and continue to pull until I have 2 cars by 55. Then proceeded to head to the Erie County DMV just to find out they are now closed on mondays.
Cliffnotes: Ghey red wagon > Ghey black sedan