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so i’m selling my curve 8900…

I saw the ad regarding the blackberry curve 8900. Are you willing to take 250? Im a student at Southern in New Haven. I’d be able to meet you today with the cash here on campus.

Thank you,
-Bryan

Yeah thats straight. Ive never been to southern before. Give me your number and we can link up. I’d like to get this thing out of here and you’re close by. Let’s talk. XXX-XXX-XXXX

My apologies for not responding sooner, worked today. I decided that it would be best if I hold out on purchasing the phone. Thank you though pa for expressing your interest.

-Bryan

No problem. Take it easy

(his epic reply:)

Wat race are you lol

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lol i guess using slang when selling items is a bad idea

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lol, sounds like you scared him away when you wanted to link up.

is that like on a game boy or something?

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Had your turned off your inner gangster it would have been sold…

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lol is that really THAT odd?

meet up, link up…same difference?

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Who wants to link up and battle? My Mewtwo will rape you.

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You’re not selling the phone, you’re selling yourself. If you sell yourself, the phone will sell itself.

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So what you’re saying is that he’d sell the phone AND get a reach around?

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is it actually possible that this bryan guy is scared of meeting up with a black dude to buy a phone?

that’s weird… or maybe i’m weird for not being intimidated by that.

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“yea thats straight” scared him off probably

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Would you reply like that if it was a potential job interview?

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maybe he doesnt want a phone that potentially was sitting/used/fondled/abused by a person who wasnt an “executive” level person…

I wouldnt want some used hookers phone or drug dealers phone.

/justsaying

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LOL @ “What race are you”

Did you reply “pasty white”? :slight_smile: <3

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Probably thinking the phone is “hot” from the way you were talking with him; didn’t want to spend $250 on a stolen phone…

I probably would have done the same thing as him, you came across “shady” from what you posted.

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

Why is that relevant?

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:16 PM (19 hours ago)

Its not I’m jus wondering… What’s ur reason for selling the fone

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

I switched to AT&T and have an iPhone 3GS now. No use for a t-mobile phone.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:19 PM (19 hours ago)

So ight u aint gunna answer my question? Lol

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on S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:20 PM (19 hours ago)

I fail to understand why that’s a relevant question to the item I’m selling.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:21 PM (19 hours ago)

I just told you its not I’m just curious and wondering

Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:22 PM (19 hours ago)

Why is that something to be concerned about? Why does it even matter?

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:22 PM (19 hours ago)

I don’t know just curious. I’m weird like that

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:24 PM (19 hours ago)

Are you interested in buying the phone? I’m leaving for NYC at 11PM and would like to have this out the door.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:35 PM (19 hours ago)

I allready told u … My apologies. I still don’t understand y u must be so stubborn and can’t answer my question…

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:43 PM (19 hours ago)

If you change your mind and want to buy the phone, let me know.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:46 PM (19 hours ago)

I jus shouldn’t be spending that money… Idk. But if I bought I would see you, and then I’d I kno ur race

Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:48 PM (19 hours ago)

That’s some creepy ass shit dog.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:51 PM (19 hours ago)

Nahhh I’m sayin like u won’t tell me cuz its irrelevant but if I would have bought it I would have known

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bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:51 PM (19 hours ago)

Is not a big deal just wondering

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:52 PM (19 hours ago)

Are you racist?

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:55 PM (19 hours ago)

Nooooo lol I love all people… I’m rican but I’m in the black student union at school… And I’m not creepy

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:56 PM (18 hours ago)

yeah well if you think i’m a girl, gay, or any of the above you’re mistaken. honestly, i just want to sell my cell phone.

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 6:57 PM (18 hours ago)

I know sir I know. Is just curiosity that’s all but u refuse to tellme!! Lol

Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 6:58 PM (18 hours ago)

I’m white. happy?

bryandelizperez@gmail.com
to me

show details 7:18 PM (18 hours ago)

Yup lol thank you pa !! See now u won’t have me botherin u n e more lol

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Don S.
to bryandelizperez

show details 7:20 PM (18 hours ago)

i still don’t get it.

Bryan Deliz
to me

show details 7:24 PM (18 hours ago)

i was just curious… dats all i dunno… lol

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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1843/111/n642401418_6189.jpg

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LOL at his concern for your stubborness. this guy’s an idiot

EDIT- FUCK you caved!

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i think this kind of defeats all the “maybe he thought it was black and stolen” shit.

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lmfao