Myspace job scam

“Hi. I am a recovering crack addict. I would like to sell you a magazine subscription…”

lol love that movie

Insurance salesman:Hello, im selling volcano insurance its $300 dollars.
Peter: Volcano Insurance huh…hmm, we havent had a volcano in a long time
Salesman: Well dont you think we are overdue for one then?
Peter: Touche Salesman, Touche

ahhh family guy.