Need Gift ideas ver. Mother's Day, but not for my mom...

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DON’T DATE A MOM.

UNLESS SHE’S RIDICULOUSLY HOT AND ISN’T TRYING TO GET WITH YOU FOR THE MONEY.

get her a dildo.

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  1. She’s pretty fooking hot.

  2. She makes more money than I do.

  3. Dildo bad.