bub rub
a few ideas:
dongle
captain penis
suleiman the magnificent
yakuza
bukakke
Deogee
Rocks, because thats what he left on the back seat.
name it something like “Onmyface” or “Upmyass” so that when you yell outside for him to “come”, your neighbors think yer a fuckin crack whorebag.
a cool name/word in a different language…my aunt just named her puppy Shatze or something… means sweetheart in German but sounds way cooler in german…
examples: killer dog=Mörderhund
Like my Thor?
http://www.resolutionart.com/thor/
How about Zoose? Spelled incorrectly to be cool, or Zeus to be correct about it.
Pussy would be a nice name for a dog.
“stay.” that’ll fuck him up when you go to teach him. “c’mere, stay” “fetch, stay”
dogs dont automatically understand commands as commands… you teach them…
Waffles…that’s hilarious! LOL. I think Waffles is a good choice. Or if you say he’s a lil monster you could name him…Monster. Yeah, I’ve got nothing…
Schatz means sweetheart in german. 
thanks… you got my point tho
this is random, but how about Dr.Hawtness
i was thinking “bitch” along your same lines… good minds think alike :tup:
newman?
Why no one else has said this is beyond me…
BAXTER.
same reasoning for naming him Stain. lol
Name him, “What”
I don’t know about naming a dog, but I’ve thought about getting a dog a dildo for a chew toy. You know, one of the great big black ones that are all vieny and shit. Cause I bet it would hold up pretty well and I’d love to see the look on guests faces when the dog comes over to them sitting on the sofa, and drops a huge black cock on their laps.
“Awww, he likes you! Now pick it up and throw it”
kit kat