general rule: dogs respond best to 2 syllabal names
James Westfall or Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
second
choda?
sampson!!!
Thor tells me this all the time. Smartass dog.
you need to cut the fucking bullshit. dude kisser.
how bout motherfucker?
Bruiser Woods.
How hasn’t this been suggested yet?
Chuck Norris.
Mugsy…
or Whiffer
chuck norris
Rufus,