No more brown Eye - For your pet?

Rear Gear. Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you’d like multiples… Make sure to note which style you’d like in the shipping notes and enjoy!

Trademark Pending

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42765463&image_id=130463897

Why? Who would subject your dog/cat to this?

Even though this is absolutely retarded, I would LOL hard if I had a biohazard one on my dog.

Obviously, it’s an attempt to soothe the low self-esteem of the pet owner. Animals are not conscious of “embarrassment” and don’t have the capability for empathy. The marketing ploy of “is your pet feeling left in the dirt” is cheap anthropomorphism.

Would an animal that regularly engages in licking its rear-end tolerate this?

I’m afraid to ask how they’re attached…

win.

butt plug, obviously

this picture is insanely funny.

They need to make one that looks like a fart can muffler

If you don’t like the way my dogs a$$ looks then stop looking …That will be the day I put stickers on my dogs a$$. Not only that but considering they both walk around wagging their tails with it all up in the air I don’t think it’s effecting their self esteem lol

one question, is that girl of legal age? you know what, it doesnt even matter, i wanna fuck her.

lol @ avatar getting up in arms about this. srsly.

“IM A REAL MAN I’LL FUCKING DIE BEFORE I PUT A JOKE STICKER ON MY DOG’S ASS!! FUCKING USA! USA! USA!”

I think it’s funny and I hate dogs with dirty asses, gross. Wash your dog more often.

I want to see that girls brown eye!

(srsly no one said that yet??)

^^ i was just thinking that it was like the perfect set up for that joke lol

my mom has the same kind of dog

???

I’m not up in arms about anything. Stop trying to troll me.

QFT