So, my grilfriend went to China and left her cat here *pics*

xpost of my hillarity on OT tonight

Thought I’d start with a little mummy cat
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0045%20%28Small%29.JPG
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0046%20%28Small%29.JPG
Tried to stick the roll on her head
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0048%20%28Small%29.JPG
“Fuck that noise bitch”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0050%20%28Small%29.JPG
Ahh, got it
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0051%20%28Small%29.JPG
Don’t mind me, on my way to the moon
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0052%20%28Small%29.JPG
Ah, damn flash
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0053%20%28Small%29.JPG
“Fuck you chump, whats with the shit on my head tonight?”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0054%20%28Small%29.JPG
Kittah graduates from level one of shit on cat.jpg
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0056%20%28Small%29.JPG
What’s next? :x:
I’ve got no fruit, so helmets are out. :mamoru:

Not nearly as exciting in still as it was in motion
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0057%20%28Small%29.JPG

IBuseducttape

Catwieser Select?
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0058%20%28Small%29.JPG
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0059%20%28Small%29.JPG

WTF, kitty likes the box

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0060%20%28Small%29.JPG

Weaksauce first attempt at a helmet. Went nextdoor and asked the neighbor for some fruit… after a little :squint: I got the :ugh2: Too bad it was only a lemon.

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0061%20%28Small%29%20%282%29.JPG

Kittah is NOT amused by the helmet

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0062%20%28Small%29.JPG

Need bigger fruit.

Cat is soooo not looking happy.

Tried the tape on the back, she was like wtf is this shit.
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0063%20%28Small%29.JPG

It was even better when she tried to bit it off and it got stuck to her face though :rofl: Damn slow camera missed it though…
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0065%20%28Small%29.JPG

Battery died, I’m going to go find bigger fruit and a better battery… :x:

Squash helmet… this shit was hard as hell… still not sure on what geometry fits the damn head yet.

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0072%20%28Small%29.JPG

Hrm, that’s not it…
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0066%20%28Small%29.JPG

“Get that mushy shit off my head dick, at least clean it out first”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0067%20%28Small%29.JPG

Ahhh, backwards!
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0070%20%28Small%29.JPG

Squash helmet FTsortaW
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0071%20%28Small%29.JPG

:mamoru:

HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHA GOD I HATE CATS

u suck…

kittah loved the attention you pussy :hitit:

Bonsai Kitty!

hahaha

A++ thread!

relativexistance: i gotta start growing mushies again man
SublimeBigJ: ya
SublimeBigJ: yo this dudes gf left him with her cat
SublimeBigJ: so he started fucking with it
SublimeBigJ: and he’s postin pics lol
relativexistance: what
relativexistance: i dont want to look at some dude doing shit with a cat thats sick man
relativexistance: your fuckedd up
SublimeBigJ: naw dude cats suck
relativexistance: haha
relativexistance: like she broke up with him and stuck the cat on him
SublimeBigJ: http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0063%20(Small).JPG
relativexistance: id shave the fucker
SublimeBigJ: hahahhahahaha
relativexistance: and paint purty pictures on it
SublimeBigJ: no hes watchin it while shes in china
SublimeBigJ: hahaha
relativexistance: cats are fucking evil anyways man
SublimeBigJ: http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0048%20(Small).JPG
SublimeBigJ: i know
relativexistance: they hate us but they know they gotta stick around
SublimeBigJ: fucking satan in feline form
SublimeBigJ: hahah
relativexistance: ya really

stop playing with your girlfriend’s pussy!

no, really, cute cat :slight_smile:

:tup: I lol’d my GF thinks its funny too. If i did that shit to my cat, you would have a video of me bleeding

better sleep with one eye open…

Cats are really gay, but you take the cake my friend.

:bloated: idiot

dude are those the service records on the floor you posted a while back for your car? theyre still on your floor? do you ever clean your house?

:stuck_out_tongue:

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