So, my grilfriend went to China and left her cat here *pics*

xpost of my hillarity on OT tonight

Thought I’d start with a little mummy cat
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0045%20%28Small%29.JPG
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0046%20%28Small%29.JPG
Tried to stick the roll on her head
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0048%20%28Small%29.JPG
“Fuck that noise bitch”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0050%20%28Small%29.JPG
Ahh, got it
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0051%20%28Small%29.JPG
Don’t mind me, on my way to the moon
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0052%20%28Small%29.JPG
Ah, damn flash
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0053%20%28Small%29.JPG
“Fuck you chump, whats with the shit on my head tonight?”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0054%20%28Small%29.JPG
Kittah graduates from level one of shit on cat.jpg
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0056%20%28Small%29.JPG
What’s next? :x:
I’ve got no fruit, so helmets are out. :mamoru:

Not nearly as exciting in still as it was in motion

IBuseducttape

Catwieser Select?

WTF, kitty likes the box

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0060%20%28Small%29.JPG

Weaksauce first attempt at a helmet. Went nextdoor and asked the neighbor for some fruit… after a little :squint: I got the :ugh2: Too bad it was only a lemon.

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0061%20%28Small%29%20%282%29.JPG

Kittah is NOT amused by the helmet

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0062%20%28Small%29.JPG

Need bigger fruit.

Cat is soooo not looking happy.

Tried the tape on the back, she was like wtf is this shit.

It was even better when she tried to bit it off and it got stuck to her face though :rofl: Damn slow camera missed it though…

Battery died, I’m going to go find bigger fruit and a better battery… :x:

Squash helmet… this shit was hard as hell… still not sure on what geometry fits the damn head yet.

http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0072%20%28Small%29.JPG

Hrm, that’s not it…
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0066%20%28Small%29.JPG

“Get that mushy shit off my head dick, at least clean it out first”
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0067%20%28Small%29.JPG

Ahhh, backwards!
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0070%20%28Small%29.JPG

Squash helmet FTsortaW
http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0071%20%28Small%29.JPG

:mamoru:

HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHA GOD I HATE CATS

u suck…

kittah loved the attention you pussy :hitit:

Bonsai Kitty!

hahaha

A++ thread!

relativexistance: i gotta start growing mushies again man
SublimeBigJ: ya
SublimeBigJ: yo this dudes gf left him with her cat
SublimeBigJ: so he started fucking with it
SublimeBigJ: and he’s postin pics lol
relativexistance: what
relativexistance: i dont want to look at some dude doing shit with a cat thats sick man
relativexistance: your fuckedd up
SublimeBigJ: naw dude cats suck
relativexistance: haha
relativexistance: like she broke up with him and stuck the cat on him
SublimeBigJ: http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0063%20(Small).JPG
relativexistance: id shave the fucker
SublimeBigJ: hahahhahahaha
relativexistance: and paint purty pictures on it
SublimeBigJ: no hes watchin it while shes in china
SublimeBigJ: hahaha
relativexistance: cats are fucking evil anyways man
SublimeBigJ: http://www.otgixxer.com/Uploader/files/26/IMG_0048%20(Small).JPG
SublimeBigJ: i know
relativexistance: they hate us but they know they gotta stick around
SublimeBigJ: fucking satan in feline form
SublimeBigJ: hahah
relativexistance: ya really

stop playing with your girlfriend’s pussy!

no, really, cute cat :slight_smile:

:tup: I lol’d my GF thinks its funny too. If i did that shit to my cat, you would have a video of me bleeding

better sleep with one eye open…

Cats are really gay, but you take the cake my friend.

:bloated: idiot

dude are those the service records on the floor you posted a while back for your car? theyre still on your floor? do you ever clean your house?

:stuck_out_tongue:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f56/OwlsRule666/101681451_372805d9a5.jpg