Agreed, sometimes you can just see the stupid in them before they even say one word.
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Me- “I’m sorry mam but we are going to have to rebuild your tranmission and it will take several days”
Customer- “So y’all telling me I can’t wait for it?”
Me- “Yes it will take several days to complete the repair”
Customer " What? How long could it possibly take to rebuild a transmission?"
True story.
I’ve had a shit load of fucking retards argue with me at work before. I believe most of this website is real.
Like this one guy who wanted to return his carton of Seneca’s, which are roughly $20, for a carton of Marlboro’s, which are roughly $50, because they’re “safer.” REALLY DUDE?
Customer: “I get to drive my own buggy, right?”
Me: “Yep. Of course, you are guided, but that’s only because the instructors know where the cliffs are. You’ll be chasing one.”
Customer: “A guide? I’ll be chasing a guide? What if he goes over a cliff?”
Me: “Well, they always keep groups away from the cliffs.”
Customer: “But what if I want to go over a cliff?”
Me: “If that’s the case, I don’t think we can take a check for your damage deposit.”
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Movie Theater | New Brunswick, Canada
Me: “Hi, how can I do to help you?”
Customer: “I’m having a problem with your automatic ticket machines. It won’t let me buy children’s tickets.”
Me: “Okay, what movie did you want to see?”
Customer: “Final Destination 3D.”
(I look at the customer’s children, who can barely see over the counter.)
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take your children to that movie. They’re too young.”
Customer: “What the h*** do you mean?! They’re my children!”
Me: “How old are they?”
Customer: “Six and eight.”
Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think you understand how gory it is. A man’s guts get sucked out and then explode in the air! Could I recommend a different movie for you?”
Customer: “No! I’m going to see this movie with my kids!”
Customer’s husband: “Their favorite movies are Saw 1 and Saw 2!”
Me: “Well, they still can’t go. It’s illegal.”
Customer: “Nothing’s illegal to do with your children!” storms away with husband and kids
BS, my kids can se what they want
Customer: “I get to drive my own buggy, right?”
Me: “Yep. Of course, you are guided, but that’s only because the instructors know where the cliffs are. You’ll be chasing one.”
Customer: “A guide? I’ll be chasing a guide? What if he goes over a cliff?”
Me: “Well, they always keep groups away from the cliffs.”
Customer: “But what if I want to go over a cliff?”
Me: “If that’s the case, I don’t think we can take a check for your damage deposit.”
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Movie Theater | New Brunswick, Canada
Me: “Hi, how can I do to help you?”
Customer: “I’m having a problem with your automatic ticket machines. It won’t let me buy children’s tickets.”
Me: “Okay, what movie did you want to see?”
Customer: “Final Destination 3D.”
(I look at the customer’s children, who can barely see over the counter.)
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take your children to that movie. They’re too young.”
Customer: “What the h*** do you mean?! They’re my children!”
Me: “How old are they?”
Customer: “Six and eight.”
Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think you understand how gory it is. A man’s guts get sucked out and then explode in the air! Could I recommend a different movie for you?”
Customer: “No! I’m going to see this movie with my kids!”
Customer’s husband: “Their favorite movies are Saw 1 and Saw 2!”
Me: “Well, they still can’t go. It’s illegal.”
Customer: “Nothing’s illegal to do with your children!” storms away with husband and kids
BS, my kids can se what they want
Me reading those stories:
