Obama: Lottery tickets as a form of tax return..

I love it!! give the poor people more tax returns and then take it right back from them.

                 Originally Posted by <b>The Atlanta Journal Constitution</b>
             <i>In a ground-breaking announcement, president-elect Barack Obama has included in part of his proposed tax plan to allow taxpayers the opportunity to choose the option of receiving their tax returns in the form of scratch-off lottery tickets, a decision he made based on the fact that a "large majority of my supporters rely on the lottery system for their income, so i feel that eliminating the 'middle man,' so to speak, would show the people that I am fully aware of their wants and needs and am always trying to explore new avenues to ensure the lives of my people are always at the forefront of my decisions," Obama said in a press conference Friday.

“This just shows how in touch he is with the people of America, especially those that might be from less-privileged backgrounds and are looking for the ‘easy money,’ so to speak,” said Herbert Davis, a spokesperson for the Georgia Lottery. Davis continues, “This will no doubt be a great step in the betterment of society as we know it. The lottery is a fun and relaxing way to legally gamble, all without having to worry about the hassles of things like a bookie or actually having to pay someone back if your bets don’t turn out the way you planned.”

Under the proposed plan, any citizen that filed taxes can receive up to $500 in lottery tickets as part of their return, with the remaining issued in the more traditional form as a check or direct deposit. “We didn’t want to issue the entire return in the form of lottery tickets as we wanted to make sure that more important things like rent and food were taken care of as well,” Obama said.

Obama says he plans to try and push the bill through the house within his first month of presidency so citizens have the chance to “make it rich” early on in his candidacy, so others “…have the chance to live and be blessed like I have been as a United States Senator.”


HAHAHAHA

lol

He targeted the right crowd. Let me tell you about their love for scratch offs…

I don’t know how many times I’ve had to wait 5 extra minutes inline b/c of some poverty stricken parent, probably of a family of 6 is spending all the welfare check on the lottery.

Onion? If not … wow…

edit: oh theblue u SLY DEVIL

i dont get it… so you can get $0 back for $2k back

Yeah… this is fake

If this were real I would prefer mine back in 40s of Colt 45

you guys killed something that could have been great!!! yes, obviously fake… somehow I bet we get at least one more response where somebody believes it.

nope still don’t get it

Sad part is that i know a bunch of ppl that would try for the lotto tickets

get to work

I worked at consumers when I was 18 as a part time job. You would be amazed the people that consistently spend $400+ per week on the lotto.

lol what one did you work at?