office politcs: the battle for pepsi machine supremacy

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those who work in offices know of the battles the go on over the most simple things…as in my case …the pepsi machine.

When the pepsi man comes in to fill our machine the window sellers tell him what to put in the machine… so in our machine there is three fuckin slots of diet pepsi. I was sooo enraged today when i went to get a dew and it was sold out as was live wire, regular pepsi, cherry pepsi and rootbeer. What is the fuckin need to three diet pepsis? so it just so happends the pepsi man came today while i was there, i said how about taking out a diet pepsi and putting a dew back in and he said i have to ask these guys as he points out the window sellers… i laughed and told him they have no say what goes in the office and told him to take out a diet pepsi. well the pepsi man put back a dew but instead of taking out one of three diet pepsis he took out cherry pepsi… I’m soooo fucking mad that those union fuck window sellers got the pepsi on lock down. its a fuckin courtesy to them to get a 20oz bottle for $.50 and the fat ass bitch in my office does everything they ask and her fat ass drinks the diet pepsi as well.

the pepsi scandal is just the tip of the ice burgh in the ongoing battle of office politics. anyone else have to deal with this type pf BS? (sonny?)

i may loose this battle but i will win the WAR!!! :madfawk:

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i hate our vending machine people… they kill me.

they have expired snacks in the snack machine, 2 slots for juice! 1 slot for Dew… we got so much diet shit its insane… i feel like they get the most profit from diet or something crazy like that. they never refill it in a timely manner… it just frustrates me

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whitey, when you come to pick up your tickets give the window sellers a hard time and tell them they are over paid douchebags

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Daily Beef!

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i was thinking that but i felt something as important as mt dew needed its own thread. people get knocked the fuck out over mountain dew, the sweet nectar of life.

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new plan:
buy all the diet pepsi in the machine
cost: aprx $40
time to pour out all the pepsi and display empty bottles around my desk: 10 mintues
look of disgust when there is nothing to drink: priceless

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:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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i also thought of writing each person’s name on the empty bottle or selling them @ $1 per bottle.

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DO IT CUTTY DO IT! Take a pic of all the empty bottles surrounding your desk too for us!!!

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seriously… that would be hilarious… if you sold it back to them! haha

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wow. Bring a fucking drink with you. :greddy2:

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hahahthats awesome !!

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:rofl: only over pepsi

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you wouldn’t believe how much the independent guys that do those fucking vending machines make… I know one guy that has a shit load of them all over oakland, shadyside, and the west hills (moon, robinson, etc…)… he makes over 100k easy… Nothing like driving around in his box truck, going home and firing up his brand new Escalade EXT or his wifes Z8 :eek:

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x2!! :cool:

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SON OF A BITCH!!! the whole machine is sold out except for …of course…DIET PEPSI!!! those fucking cunt bag window sellers!!!