Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline

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Ask Advice dog a question and he shall answer.

Advice dog what should I eat for dinner?

http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=ORDER+PIZZA&line2=PAY+WITH+SNAKES

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Will the new season of South Park be funny or will continue to lose its way and end up like Family Guy?

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Whups, I’m sorry. It’s advice, not fortune telling.

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http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=WATCH+SOUTH+PARK&line2=EAT+LEAD+PAINT+CHIPS

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if i were TDI_logik, how would i go about getting a girls number?>

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how do i go about stopping chronic masterbation

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im fat if i jog my thighs will overheat

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i have AIDS, should i tell anyone?

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:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

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I made a thread titled “Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline” but its real name is Advice Puppy. What should I do?

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i just drank a bottle of drano, what should i do?

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:rofl, I’m on it. thanks “advice dog”!

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mk430r had someone kick me in the dick how should i get him back

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you only get 72hours to relaliate. that time has expired. you had your chance at the lot. missed opportunities suck huh

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