Official "sightings" thread

Who owns the black lexus sc300 that parked in front of Blue Monk on Sunday night? Might have been a turboed one. Either way, you are a fucking idiot. I’m at a loss on how many laws for parking you broke. Parked in an intersection, parked across a crosswalk, blocking a cross walk, parked in a no parking zone…I can probably come up with 5 more. You are a tool and should have had that car towed away. You do not own a sweet car and do not have special privileges on parking there. Even if you work at Blue Monk, that’s not a place to park.