Oh hi, you do martial arts/sports? I has a thread for you.

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Note : If you have bad body odor (which by the time you are in your late 20s you should be able to figure out…)

When attending a martial arts class or playing basketball or some other sport with close contact situations - please either :

  1. Shower before you go

or

  1. use a generous amount of deodorant all over your body. And bring extra.

Thank you,

Your smelly Grappling partner who didn’t WANT to pin you because you smelled like ass. But I did anyway, and I’ve showered twice, and I can still smell you.

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loollll

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^ I hear ya. I hated that shit. What do u take btw? I took Tae Kwon Do for 9 years (2nd Degree Black Belt), i fucking hated when i had to instruct and whenever i picked someone to use as an example they reaked of shit.

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Oh like this isn’t code. grappling partner = boyfriend, I can still smell you = I’ve got crabs

Be a little more subtle next time.

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how about doing drills like the medicine ball bein dropped on ur stomach, and the guy droppin it is dripping sweat on ur face

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LoL, fuck you fry.

I do Krav Maga, but the dojo also has MMA stand fighting, and Brazilian Jujistu/Grappling and Boxing (well, also tai chi).

Obviously, tonight was grappling.

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:smiley:

(Please don’t hurt me. I’m a hater not a fighter.)

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[quote=“MicaH,post:5,topic:37428"”]

how about doing drills like the medicine ball bein dropped on ur stomach, and the guy droppin it is dripping sweat on ur face

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lol, at least that doesn’t smell. We had to do body drags tonight, and do the “guy climbs onto your back and has to ‘grapple’ around your body while you have to try to counter his weight”.

fucking kill me, I’m washing my arms with Ragu.

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[quote=“Daddie,post:8,topic:37428"”]

fucking kill me, I’m washing my arms with Ragu.

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And you wonder why you still smell? Dude. Soap.

:picard: OK I’m done I swear.

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Yo, soap isn’t working, i took two showers, washed my arms like, 40 times

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soft scrub? ajax?

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fuck that blows

i will actually make efforts to avoid this sport during the remainder of my lifetime for this purpose

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OrangeGlo?

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[quote=“Daddie,post:6,topic:37428"”]

LoL, fuck you fry.

I do Krav Maga, but the dojo also has MMA stand fighting, and Brazilian Jujistu/Grappling and Boxing (well, also tai chi).

Obviously, tonight was grappling.

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Where do you go? What is the name of the Dojo.

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It’s down by me near NYC y0

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use some Orange Gojo the stuff with the pumace mixed in. taht will take care of it, and take all your skin cells with it

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[quote=“The_Russian,post:16,topic:37428"”]

use some Orange Gojo the stuff with the pumace mixed in. taht will take care of it, and take all your skin cells with it

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exactly what i figured too, that shit rocks

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fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

edit: think about a 240lbs kid laying on you after a tackle and his piss is dripping on you :lol:

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[quote=“02svtfocus,post:18,topic:37428"”]

fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

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:picard:

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[quote=“02svtfocus,post:18,topic:37428"”]

fuck that sweat hard and shower after

in high school football if I had to piss I would just piss in my pants on the sideline, squirt a little water on my wee wee, then go and knock bitches out

edit: think about a 240lbs kid laying on you after a tackle and his piss is dripping on you :lol:

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I would probably break your arm.