oh wow, sex with cars.....

i dont know what to say

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "

Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.

wow, apparently he’s been having “relationships” with cars since he was 15…

Kind of makes you think a little deeper when someone calls a car sexy.

This is strange to you?

:snky:

He had sex with Herbie. :gay2:

or about the used car you may be looking at, lol

well considering this guy could be raping your car nightly…yes it does concern me

it said somewhere in there he’s had most of his relations with cars he does not own…

so if the car has a guys name to it… does that make the guy gay? also…

I’m kind of curious how he is sexifying these cars…

is he sticking his dick in the exhaust, wrapping his moist lips around the exhaust and stick shift? rolling around naked on the car dragging his genitals all over the rear quarterpanel?

I’m trying to think where one gets pleasure from this… and I can’t see it

WHAT THE FUCK MAN… WHY CANT YOU BE MORE SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE… FUCK IM GOING TO COME OVER AND BEAT YOU SENSLESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

don’t forget:

fuel filler neck
hvac vents
seat crevices (between bottom & back)