AHahahahahaha, what an idiot. who does this!
Man accused of sex act
with car
ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.
simulating, like making a joke about having car so hot that you wana fuck it, then jokingly dry hump the fender?
Witnesses told police they saw Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said.
An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car. The officer woke him up and arrested him. The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated.
He’s going to be registered as a sex offender because he humped his car?
thats a bit much for indecent exposure.
He could have gotten more friction from “humping” the gas tank…
was he sticking his dick in the tailpipe?
GET YOUR COCK OUTTA MY CHRYSLER!
like this?