Ohsoquick's ricer x-mas

= gay as fuck.

v.2

Twas the night before Christmas and stuck at his place,
is our good friend ohsoquick, his eyes burning with mace.
He tried, he tried, to put his hands on the skank,
so he could go home and give it a yank.
The wrinkled old whore did put up a fight,
kicked him square in the balls, and pulled out a knife.
Ohsoquick like a gay little sissy did leave,
but back home he had a trick up his sleeve.
On Pedro! on Marco!, on Tony and Paul,
these are the names of his male blow-up dolls.
His Mustang is slow, it wont go in the snow,
but when he rolls to Pegasus, it guarantees him a blow.
He thinks he is tough, he thinks he is fast,
but come spring time these thoughts wont last.
Hondas, and Talons and Nissans, oh my!
The import crew will be owning this guy.
Trickflow and Holley are the names the he shouts,
i think ill have Secutor just knock this guy out.
Qhsoquick, we hate you we think your a queer,
So lets ban this fag and then get some beer.


can anyone say

OWNED:eek:

own3d damn mike that was pretty good vanilla ice better watch out

I’m impressed darkstar, that’s some funny shit :bigthumb:

:bowdown: :owned:

That was so fucking gay…

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Shaggy
That was so fucking gay…

:rolleyes:
x2:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :tounge:

Originally posted by Shaggy
That was so fucking gay…

:rolleyes:

awww was i making fun of you mustang buttbuddy???

too bad that was taken from somewhere else… nice try mikey:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Darkstar
awww was i making fun of you mustang buttbuddy???

i have no mustang friends, there all gay…:eek:

I can always pull out the NONE FACT >

i’m sure you would be willing to kick my ass…

Originally posted by Shaggy
too bad that was taken from somewhere else… nice try mikey:rolleyes:

:ugh:

sorry dude i typed every word of that out myself…

and i have no idea what the hell your last post is about.

:sadwavey:

dont lie you ignorant fucker. your vocabulary is that large to
think of all that stuff yourself. its going to be fun when or if you ever show
your damm face up here again. ill embarrass your ass just like your hoe does
over and over again when she denies you to watch her and her friend lick
carpet.

Originally posted by ohsoquik02
dont lie you ignorant fucker. your vocabulary is that large to
think of all that stuff yourself. its going to be fun when or if you ever show
your damm face up here again. ill embarrass your ass just like your hoe does
over and over again when she denies you to watch her and her friend lick
carpet.

:rofl:

nothing like a threat of violence, over the internet, to someone you’ve never met, who is currently living in another state, to prove ones manhood.

/yourself

that aint no threat its the truth, but since you cant handle the truth
you can stay in your own little world. and what was the name of
you hoes tempo that she named it???

and what is this i hear that you insulted the impulse guy from PSR
and you didnt do shit. owned 100% at crafton. i was there and you
chickened out. jack was going to kick your ass

Originally posted by ohsoquik02
and what is this i hear that you insulted the impulse guy from PSR
and you didnt do shit. owned 100% at crafton. i was there and you
chickened out. jack was going to kick your ass

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOTUS TUNED SUSPENSION

he told me he was gonna be at crafton, and for me to show up and he was gonna beat my ass. I showed up, yet i didnt get my ass beat. I chickened out how??

Oh, and the tempo is the Ocelot.

you guys get too personal…:eek3:

Originally posted by Shaggy
you guys get too personal…:eek3:
:eek: :eek: