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@Jam

my dad’s dad was the original jam, he died 2 months before i was born, thats why i have his name

so they had a cottage somewhere, cant really remember where and they were having a pool installed. my dad was young at the time (15?) and he was helping my grandpa with yard work. 2 kids a few years older than my dad walked by and said some rude things to my dad. grandpa let it slide…

so the same kids walk by a while later and say something like “hey mendola, you better let us swim in your pool or else you’ll find jello in it” or some shit and my grandpa walks up to the kid and just straight up cold cocks him. his friend obv runs away

god if only you could still do that shit to mouthy kids

If only.

@FuzzyFish

Drawbacks like woah though.

I’m going to assume probably not.