i need your help. - i need to scare the shit out of little kids. but i’m a girl, so they don’t really see me as a threat. i need to do something over the top, that won’t get me arrested. give me ideas.
there’s a huge long story that goes with this request, but i’m not about to type it all out right now. basically these kids were fucking with me in a car, throwing shit out the windows, spitting, cutting me off, and it turns out their mom was driving or something. real fucked up situation. very dangerous shit too, so i called the po-po. because that mom should have been an abortion. and it turns out they live down the road from me.
anyway, the kids threw shit at my house last night. yeah, i got pwned. i know i did. and i expect them to come back tonight as well.
i had the idea of hiding in my car and waiting til they got here and then charging at them with a baseball bat, but uh, that’s a bit too psychotic now isn’t it?
load 2 solo cups with paintballs, lightly tape together, load into potatoe gun, fire, watch as cups come apart in flight and your target gets blasted with 30 high velocity paintballs at once
call about 10 of your guy friends offer them chips an access to your tv to watch football when said kids come send friends outside and proceed to give kids one by one swirlies followed by hair cuts and punches in the dicks
i suggest you dont do anything to escalate this any further seeing how theyre little piss pot kids who know where you live.
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Probably the best advice. You shoot them with paint balls, you get sued. You play dirty too, they play dirtier.
Get pictures of them vandalizing your shit. Print them out, calmly tell the mother the next day that if you catch her kids near your house again you will be pressing charges and suing for damages, then hand her the pictures and go home.
Otherwise give violator a baseball bat and an address. :tup:
i offered you the protection of 3 drunken douchebags last night, you refused.
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well yeah, it was like 3:30 am, and i’d have to come pick you guys up, and they already went home. you would just be 3 drunken douchebags at my house instead of the ritz. hahaha. but thanks.
I’ve got it! Borrow someone’s dog. Preferably a dobermann with an anger problem. They’d never come back again if this came flying out of the garage at them.
I’ve got it! Borrow someone’s dog. Preferably a dobermann with an anger problem. They’d never come back again if this came flying out of the garage at them.
