Allright. Im in fisher court for those who asked.
Seccond: I contemplated the paintball gun idea but having played with some cheating bastards in the past i tend to aim for the head instinctively. The last thing i need is some kid with painball for an eye running around my yard. Although Id fucking die laughing.
I think DAddie mentioned bean bag shells.
I would love to thump one of those D-bags with one. but what would the legal ramifications be? In all honesty though I dont want to hurt the kids.
In all I have been contemplating a home defense shotgun load that consists of a beanbag, bird shot, and than slugs till the end. The addition of a non lethal round is somewhat unorthodox but I figure if they dont get the idea that they shouldnt be in my house after that, than its bloodening time after the beans . But thats a story for another time.
Fry’s idea is also very intriguing. So i attached a pic and ill let him pick out the stabby object of his liking. the Czechoslovakian machete is probably about 20 years old and the knife (my baby) is exactly 8 months older than me.
I have a few other things around here but am too lazy to make a display at this time.
BTW. The zombie cheeseburger eating shar is the fucking shit. Anyone know where i can get one?