Yuck. It’s funny that you titled it as you did. I almost ran over a chicken in Jeller’s evo and we were all like, “after all those why did the chicken cross the road jokes, this is actually the first time I seen one do it” :gotme:
X…
Simply, that just sucks. Does anyone have that pic of the viper with the bird stuck between the windshield and the roof??
wow if that happened to me i’d take that fucker and do a burnout on the carcass
Damnit… i was gonna post that.
Guess the Porsche glass is rated for bird strikes…
then that guy woulda ate some cock 
^^^AHAHAHAHAHA